She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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