Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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