I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
false alarm, still single
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