This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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