: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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