After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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