Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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