dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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