Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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