My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
