Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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