Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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