Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
you never un-have a 4some
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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