the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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