so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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