wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize