What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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