just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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