I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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