so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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