Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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