I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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