Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
