They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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