fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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