I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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