Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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