No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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