woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.