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  You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?

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