My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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