Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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