You're so nebulous sometimes
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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