I wish I only lived at night.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex