Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
