sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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