he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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