does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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