I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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