And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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