Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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