Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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