Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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