you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
