two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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