thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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