oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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