glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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