Don't you send me to vm
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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