He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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