But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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