The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
