I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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