well most of my day revolves around power hour
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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