dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Boobs are out for the taking
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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