its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Let's paint friendship bongs
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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