Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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