He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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