perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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