It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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